Our new album "American Breakdown" is going to be available on Rat Pak Records...COMING SOON!

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OMG OMG for those who missed it Gary's Spot was superawesome crunk last night. Let's run down the list of things going on... There were a s***ton of people there (filled to capacity) including many many fine ladies which I was all in favor of. The Jager girls were out there supporting us and throwing shwag everywhere. Once the bands started playing for a while it was up and running w/ scissors. At some point Swisha house was "in da buildin'" so I knew right then something was goin' down. Sure enough the Mallibu Tan bikini contest was next and that did NOT disappoint although there was a peculiar judging decision - I mean they were both fine but #5 outworked #7 clearly. Oh yeah we also played at this show and it was probably my favorite show we've played so far as far as the audince goes. You guys held it down for us and we appreciate that!! The whole time all of this was going on there was a reality TV show pilot being filmed for Gary's bar and there's no doubt he will get the show and the pilot will air! Afte it all we hung out with some extremely cool bands namely Spin Alley, Aride, Forever Falls and She Craves. We love all of you guys you ALL melted our faces off!! What a wild fun ass night. GOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

Since I'm hung-over I think this is the best time for a poem cause I mean that's when everyone comes up with the "best stuff" right? Ch-Ch-Check It!

Dryad Morphism by Sean Strelecki

"bundle of sticks on dry land,
waterworld of salt and sand,

distant isle: endless ocean,
desert mountain: liquid motion

crystal reflects endless light,
blackened skies of endless nights

raging fires scorching earth
destruction raises new birth"

How's your mind? Blown?! I think I might have just changed the world. Either that or I think I am dehydrating and need water. 'Til next time homo sapiens...

-Sean

JUST FAKES! People, do NOT go to Jut Brakes ever I swear their bull crap is making me want to pull hair out of every part of my body...let me explain. I went in a while back after my brake pads were wearing so I thought so they told me I needed new pads but that the master cylinder was fine. Then it was back to me putting my pedal to the floor while braking within a week. so U go in and this time the master cylinder is messed up! Then the third time they say they couldn't find a seal leak again and didn't know why the fluid was empty but my fluid WAS obviously leaking I could tell so thy filled it up. Then I go to drive back to my parents' house and wtf I press he brake pedal and *no not AGAIN* it's not stopping. So now I'm waiting on them to fix another supposed problem but I'm not paying s*** for it I told them that. It's just a bunch of shady business it seems. You know when you can tell when someone's not shooting it straight to you? Yeah like that. And then I look on ripoff report and they're ALLOVER that site with major complaints. It can't be a coincidence...So to make this lesson short and concise...GET A MECHANIC and save yourself the headache and shady business practices of Just Brakes. Excuse me while I go steal a cane from a blind old man...

Pissed Off,
Sean

I wouldn't say I'm a superstitious person or too terribly religious but there are times when you realize that things are going well and all the work you've put in is paying off. times when your purpose is as clear as ever. As I'm listening to a chilled out fusion jam I realize how lucky I was to join this band! With people like this around me and a band this cool success may not be EASY but I'm going to enjoy the road there a hell of a lot more. It's definitely alot of work but hell this is what i want and why I spent all those days practicing and listening to music and all that: so I could have a CAREER in music! We're coming off the heels of a very fantastic GoGirls Houston meet-up and we got to listen to our rough mix of one of our new tracks on an upcoming demo (I can barely hide the excitement!) and damn it sounded like the jam session was whooping a horse's ass wif a belt! That means it was excellent to those who can't understand the lingo. As is becoming customary when I'm back in Katy, TX I drive my parents vehicle around and eat as much food as possible here and enjoy having the company of the 5 pets in the house. Gosh I miss my cat and dogs already...Another custom is talking to Tish about all that is going on w/ the band and all that we want to go on. For those who have not met and talked to our lead singer she is the type of individual one rarely finds - truly a selfless person! Back to the first thing I was talking about, to sum it up in a phrase I would call it "realizing that your life and career has positive forward momentum". I think that's where I'm at and I'm gonna do everything I can to keep it rolling that direction!

-Sean (3K Drummer)

*Aside* "Wow, Sean - that was a cheesy blog"
*Response to Aside* "Yeah but I can play a donkey with my mushroom stick"
*Aside (Again)* "I'm going to watch Assy Mcgee"
*Response to Aside* "Dude let's stop writing"